Met his girlfriend, she was clappin in the crowd. He said I would marry you but I'm engaged to these aerials and varials and I don't think this board is strong enough to carry two. She said, "Settle down, I weigh 80 pounds, and let me make one thing clear, I don't need to ride yours, I got mine right here."
She took him to a spot, he didn't know about. Somewhere in an apartment parking lot, she said, "I don't usually take dates in here".. security came and said, "I'm sorry there's no skating here."