Don't toss your thin mints conservatives, but word on the yellow brick road is that... OBAMA SUPPORTS GAY MARRIAGE.
Hot Dog. It's about this rainbow orange cream free world had a leader who's actually has a brain. If you don't like gay marriage, don't get gay married. Why make it your business to make sure other people don't get their happiness? Have your straight cake and eat it. If you don't want a piece of the rainbow goodness, don't take a bite. It's exactly the same case.. if you don't like #chocolate don't eat chocolate... if #vanilla isn't your flavor, don't go there etc etc etc... And since Obama's wife basically has a man's body (or at least arms), I'm sure he relates.
That's what's great about living in a "free world" or a "democratic society," we have the freedom to do as we please, as long as it doesn't fuck shit up too badly or infringe on other's right. Please leave your comments bellow if you can come up with ways that other people's gay marriage is going to ACTUALLY somehow infringe upon your straight one.
That is all.