my boyfriend's a surfer

by Rachel Lynch in


I'm secretly a mermaid. I live underwater. I'm a child and I'm in denial of it. My boyfriend is a surfer and I'm too young for him. Wet and wild, I never grew up. I can kiss ass when I have to, but not yours. Just because your high on the food chain doesn't mean you can treat me like a guppy. Starfish are feminine. Playtime is for everyone, especially if you work for google. If it's a hot summer night and you find yourself drunk in the suburbia america,  shake a few cans of silly string across your neighbors yard and dance in the rubble.