lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

by Rachel Lynch in

I'm blonde and a bitch. Honey hair and a fucking obsession with baby blue. I've been working on my new book, due to drop next month. It's called "Hotel Milk." It's much different then my last book. For starters, none of the writing in it has ever been on this blog or ever will be. It's a love story, my love story. Well... maybe it's not love. Maybe it's lust. Anyways, it's raunchy, unnecessary and will most likely offend you. A big coffee table book to make your guests uncomfortable, what could be better?


my blonde hair. his motorcycle. his bed.