YOU KNOW YOU'RE LEGALLY BLONDE WHEN:
1. Your hair is dyed.
2. It's been dyed so many times, you've lost track.
3. You get a new drivers license, just so you can have one with your "blonde" hair.
4. You feel like you really relate to Marilyn Monroe.
5. Every time you do something dumb, you blame it on your blonde hair.
6. You don't realize you've done something dumb till someone else point's it out.
7. Pink lipstick looks REALLY GOOD on you.
8. Mean Girls holds a deep place in your heart.
9. People are always telling you to use "your inside voice."
10. Your hair is blonde, but you believe it can always be blonder.