2. UNIF Goner platform. These are a summer ESSENTIAL. Not only do these super badass shoes read babe who would be skateboarding but totally not in the mood today, but they totally look hot with both leather shorts and leather pants. Yet, the most perfect thing about them though is that you'll look just as thin in them as you do in your hellbounds (trust), but your toes are out so they're actually summer-relevant.
3. Giuseppe Metallic Platforms. Do I even have to explain? These just say who the fuck do you think you're fucking with. Thick platform and wide block heel. I plan on wearing these to Starbucks and my ex-boyfriend's summer wedding.
4. Wildfox Granny Sunglasses. I love these, probably because I love looking like a bug. They're perfect for avoiding getting hit on by losers (boys don't hit on bugs), but still looking thin and chic as hell. I have them in both colors. I can't stop wearing them.