I HATE BLONDE

by Rachel Lynch in


I walk into the room, and before I even get a chance to sit down she says, "You're an intense little thing, aren't you?"

I met with my new therapist for the first time today. She thinks I'm ADD as fuck. She's right. As I was sitting in her overly-analytical presence, I felt my thoughts going everywhere. Personally, I was just excited to get out of that little room and rip through a 4 or 5 mile run. (Running always calms me down and helps me get my shit together for a productive day.)

Eventually, we got to talking. About everything... even my blog! (GA$P.) She doesn't like the name "the blonde unicorn" for me, calling it "childish", "regressive" and "unfitting." She's right again. Perhaps the name is inconsistent with my writing voice. I want this blog to be reflective of my true thoughts/opinion/hair color/bitching. #REAL. I don't want to lose my voice, I just like making people laugh and/or inspiring them via photographs & wordzzz.

The only thing I could think of as I walked out of there? "I HATE BLONDE." (Not really.. Loves it, actually...) But the title seems suiting for the amount of bitching and weave busting I do on here. So here we go again, get ready for politics, boys and verbal blonde blow-jobs.

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