HOTT LIP$

by Rachel Lynch in


Happy November! And hello to all my little winter bunnies who probably need a sun-tan just as bad as I do! Recently I've been posting photo booth photos on both my facebook and twitter. (A TERRIBLE HABIT, I KNOW! FORGIVE ME BOOTYLICIOUS FOLLOWERS!!) But due to this splurge of #photoboothnonsense, I've gotten a handful of direct message and emails asking me about what I use on my lips. Instead of being that #internetbitch, I'm going to let you all in on one of my best secrets!!!!! So here goes it, the tricks to flawless kissable lips is.......

VASELINE!!!!! Yes, it's true. I am a pure petroleum jelly addict. Screw minor cuts, scrapes and burns, this shit is b0mba$$ for HOTT LIP$. I'm serious people. I carry a little tube around with me not only because it looks cute and weird, but it's comes in handy more than you'd like to know....

Anyways! You know that cute lipstick or gloss you have, but every time you kiss your man on a date it gets everywhere? Vaseline will not fuck you over like that!! And chances are, he could use some of it too! When it comes to first dates or just dinner, wear your flashy glo$$, that's fucking fine. But if you know you're going to be entering into a makeout-sesh, home-run, grand-slam, world series type shit that they name food after at Denny's then damn girl! Wipe that shit off your face!!!! No one likes to look at their date covered in Chanel's latest pigment, no matter how great and expensive it may be.

So go with my advice, pick up a tube at your local Rite Aide, CVS, Walgreens, Duane Reade, or wherever you fuckers get your tampons. Kiss your new best friend, Hello.