HEART LOLLYS

by Rachel Lynch in


baby macHappy Valentine's Day Hoes! You probably don't have as many boyfriend as me this holiday... but it's nothing to be sad about. Less boyfriends = less people you have to make time for. I hope you've got today filled with cards, toys and candies (not too much candy... the idea is what counts on this one.) (REMEMBER: Chocolates look a lot cuter the in the box then they do on your thighs.) But I DO recommend Pink Champagne. If you can't afford that, Trader Joe has some cute pink moscato on sale today for $5. (Your bitch will think you're cheap... but she'll get the point. ) If you're where it's cold out, grab a pink bottle and have a cozy night in <3 #romantic #netflixlifestyle..... But if you're a barbie doll & have more than one valentine.... you need to take all your men to the most expensive hotel club & dress like pink foxes. Lick lollypops (no #fat) & enjoy being with the ones you love... #gay #straight #bi #unicorn  or #panda !!

suck on that, bitches

xo