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by Rachel Lynch in


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Your shit bums me out. Seriously. Don't be useless, be a cheeseburger. Give flowers to your girlfriend and eat tortilla chips on top of the table. Holiday treats were made for food fights. Frosting and the munchies. Higher than you. Blonde alien status.  I wish I had a dollar for every time you bored the shit of me. Lots of love and holiday cheer. Duh.

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